Crazy Chook Names

Okay, so I have to do it. I have been thinking of names for my hens and for potential roosters as I come across them I add them to the list. My friends have been too willing to share their ideas too. I am going to log them all for future use. Feel free to comment and add your own. This could be a wealth of inspiration. NO OFFENCE INTENDED. Here they are;

Flyza Minelli

Doris Lay

Elizabeth Laylor

Barbra Streishen

Chictine Aguliera

Margaret Hatcher

Gw-HEN-ith Poultry

Victoria Peckham

Yoko Ono

Chick Flick

Henergex

Flygella Lawson

Margaret Hatcher

Steph-henny Rice

Feather Lockier

Buff Orphingtons: Goldie Horn, Jeanie Little, Joan Rivers, Ginger Vitis,

Silver Laced Wyandottes:  Silver, Lace, Wine, Dot

Drag Queen Chook Names:                                                                                            

Della Catessen

Tess Tosterone

Rita La Cock Eater

Rachel Tension

Sharon Husbands

Tequila Mockingbird

Ivana Cockatoo

Sofonda Cocks

Wilma Ballsdrop

Amanda Playwith

Devoida Taste

Iona Toyboy

Layona Back

Ivana Kutchakockoff

Winnie Baygo

Anita Big-Juan

Miss Diagnosed

Ivana B. Queen

Kaye Wye

Henny Penny Tration

Rosie Cheeks

Jean Pool

Hope Heelcum

Eileen Dover

Paige Turner

Shanda Lier

Anna Rexia

Bertha Venation

Patty O. Furniture

Crystal DeCanter

Kitten Kaboodle

Amanda Reckonwith

Miss Inglink

Miss Construe

Holly Mackerel

Hollee Luja

Orna Mint

Sharon Needles

Eva Destruction

Bea Reasonable

Dee Flaytable

Luce  Change

Rhea Listik

Miss Take

Miss De-Meaner

Miss Understood

Roosters:

Cock Hudson

Ernest Heningway

Cluck Kent

Russell Crower

Chirper Reed

Burgurk Newton